As Soon As I Got Home:
Jason: Two things you need to know. Honey Badger has been silent, and bama kicker has dope flow.
Chris: Oh my god that flow should be worth 15 points by itself.
Jason: So nice.
Just Before Bama Punted:
Chris: Yo the QBs the holder? Talk about swag.
Jason: On some Tony Romo ish. Honey Badger time.
[Honey Badger gets killed]
Chris: Kid got crushed.
Jason: Honey Badger dont care. Honey Badger don't give a shit.
After LSU Crossed Midfield And Had A Penalty:
Chris: If they get pushed back to behind the 50, did they ever actually cross it?
Jason: I think so?
Chris: Why would you go for it on 4th and 18?
Chris: And by the way their drive ended on the 50, ergo they never finished a drive in bama territory.
Upon Hearing Rumors About Bama's Offensive Coordinator Leaving:
Chris: Bama has an offensive coordinator? Why bother?
Jason: Haha I could do that job.
During The Post-Game Interviews:
Chris: Courtney Upshaw. Fine product of SEC education.
Jason: #41? He could play for a school that actually offered academics..
You certainly out "physicalled" them Courtney. Well done.
And one more for good measure:
So congratulations to the Alabama Crimson Tide for winning the BCS National Championship Game, congratulations to Nick Saban for being hands down the best coach in college football, and most importantly congratulations to Jeremy Shelley for having some sweet flow.