Friday, February 5, 2016

Bruins Recap: YOFBP Take-Two

Two days later and we find ourselves in a similar situation: hockey, beers, gambling and Shrek the Musical. Jay had a family obligation tonight but that didn’t stop us from plating Ye Olde Flyers-Bruins Parlay.

A quick (and discouraging) stat that Jay put together: If you took a Flyers-Bruins parlay on every available night this season, you’d end up with a 3-21 record. So what did we do? Threw a little bit on the Bruins moneyline and threw a little on YOFBP.

















A few notes before getting to the Bs game:

On the Road Again

The Bruins find themselves where they have been most successful this season: anywhere but TD Garden. With an absolutely brutal home record of 11-13-3, the Bruins are no longer feared on their home ice. After boasting a combined 45-17-10 home record the past two seasons, the Bruins just can’t seem to get it done at home as was evident by yet another blown lead against the Leafs Tuesday night. Luckily, the Sabres haven’t exactly been giving their fans a reason to drink (happily, at least) while playing in Buffalo, posting a 9-15-2 record at home coming into tonight.

Road Rules (RIP Dave Mirra)

Tonight is the first of a home-and-home between these two teams with the second game being played on Saturday in Boston. The Bruins’ consistency will be tested in the coming month after this home-and-home. After Saturday’s home game, the Bruins go on a six game roadtrip, including an important divisional faceoff with the Wings and a tough matchup against our scorned lover and the Dallas Stars. But what’s crazier is that starting with the Leafs game last Tuesday, the Bruins will not have consecutive days off until March 13th. The good news is that last time the Bs played Buffalo, they entered on a dismal 2-7-1 stretch, came out victorious, and went on to go 5-1 in their next six including three road wins.











Tonight’s Action

Right as the puck dropped, it seemed the Bruins were set out to forget the disappointment of Tuesday night. The boys came out with their skating legs and set the pace through the first few shifts. Kevan Miller even did another good hockey thing and laid the absolute boom on Jamie McGinn. Couldn’t find a gif but take my word for it, McGinn will be feeling that one. But as we all know, Kevan giveth, Kevan taketh away. Because the next goal came on a miscommunication between Pastrnak and K. Miller around the offensive blue line. After seeing the replay, it was Miller’s puck and he should’ve stepped up. But indecisiveness is a real bitch, and Evander Kane took advantage of it like a drunk bar chick. An odd man rush led to pure chaos in front of Rask and the Sabres opened up the scoring.

The Bruins would have a powerplay chance in the first period, but 2-23 on the PP in their last eight games is starting to make me feel like Chicken Little. I don’t think anything has to necessarily change in terms of strategy, the powerplay unit is just not getting the bounces and missing the net at an alarming rate. Krug is still doing what has made the Bruins’ powerplay so good this season by finding space off the puck on the weak side, but I can’t tell if he’s trying to shatter the glass in a Napoleon Complex kind of way or if he’s just missing.

Second Period in Buffalo

I would really like to know what the hell Claude said to this team during the first break because Buffalo came out and scored 47 seconds into the second period. The goal made its way through Rask thanks to a beauty of a deflection by Reinhart. But wait- 47 seconds into the period? Deflection in front of the net? Shouldn’t Chara be out there??? Well….he was. But for a second straight game, the Bruins defense concedes valuable territory to the opponent, screening Rask and allowing a goal. Mind you Sam Reinhart is 6’1/189.

The response by the Bruins told you everything you need to know: I can’t figure this team out at all. They have been so inconsistent and I wouldn’t have been surprised if the team rolled over after a few unfortunate bounces and some quick scoring by the Sabres. But who else to turn it around than my boy Spoons. About a minute after Reinhart put his team up two, the Bruins go to work in the dirty area of the offensive zone which leads to shooting space for Krug. Both Belleskey and Spooner were giving Chad Johnson fits in front of the net on this sequence, and Spooner was able to put away the rebound courtesy of a KrugBomb for his 11th on the season.


The All-Elusive Third Period

The Bruins opened up the third by killing a Zdeno tripping penalty. Coming off the kill, Marchand sensed confusion in the Sabres’ line change and took full advantage. It seems like Marchand does something like this at least once every game: circles around the neutral zone sizing up his victims and then showcasing the dangles through the offensive zone. Tonight was no different. Let’s just admire this:


There wasn’t much action outside of March’s 23rd and game tying goal.

Expensive Hockey

The overtime period consisted of a powerplay for each team which made for some exciting hockey. No goal scored but we saw another wizard-like slap pass from Krejci at the blue-line to Bergeron at the goalmouth. Which led to this…


Spoons

All you have to know is that nobody scored in the shootout except, you guessed it, Spooner. Entering the zone with speed, Spooner opened up his skates once he got close enough, turning Chad Johnson’s brain into mush and:





















Aftermath

Jay was singing Smashmouth at the Shrek Musical so unfortunately, we won’t get a Flyers recap. But they went down to Nashville, bent over Dierks Bentley, and won 6-3. $Money Dance$.

The Bruins struggled on the man-advantage again tonight going 0-4 and only generating 7 shots on net. Again, I think a lot of it has to do with unfortunate bounces and just missing the net all together, but the Bs have to turn this back around if they hope to see the playoffs come spring.

Connolly had a few juicy chances in the slot tonight. This is where Connolly had made a name for himself with Tampa because of his insane snapshot but on both of these chances, Connolly's shots were deflected away by Johnson. At this point, I can’t tell if he’s snakebitten or just sucks.

Also, this:


That’s eight goals in eight games for March. Guy is making $4.5M this year.

The camera was focused on Rask in between overtime and shootout and the fans at home got to see Spooner picking Rask’s brain. I loved this. Chad Johnson was a backup for Tuukka in 2013, so Spooner trying to get an edge on his tendencies was awesome to see.


You dog..





















With tonight’s win, the Bruins find themselves 3rd in the Atlantic with 60 points. The Bruins will look to sweep the season series in Boston on Saturday while the Flyers host the Rags for a Saturday matinee. #FTR

Steve Mason Played His 150th Game As a Flyer Last Night

Happy Friday! We made it. And the Flyers won again last night. And Wing Bowl is this morning. And it's a goddamn winter wonderland outside.

Everything is coming up Philadelphia, and it's beautiful. I'm not going to recap the game - I'd direct you to Sons Of Penn, Broad Street Hockey, and Barstool Philly for that. But I did see a tweet last night that made me think:
So, obviously, we're going to rank those ten goalies in order of how much we like them.

10. Pete Peeters (179 games played)

He was more into swimming than hockey growing up, and he had one good season in orange and black. Then he was traded to Boston. He returned just in time to lose his job to Rox Hextall (who may or may not be somewhere on this list). Pete Peeters is a great name, but the goalie Pete Peeters is at the bottom of this list.

9. Doug Favell (215 games played)

Like Peeters, the most notable piece of Favell's story is the guy he lost the job to (like Hextall, that guy will also probably find his way onto this list). He was good enough to play the third-most games in franchise history, but you're never going to see anyone with a Doug Favell jersey in the Wells Fargo parking lot.

8. Antero Nittymaki (161 games played)

Nittymaki came out of the gate really hot, winning all three of his starts in his first year with the team (Robert Esche, who did not make this list, was injured). He was a promising young goalie and the future was as bright as could be.

So, naturally, the Flyers traded for Sean Burke and sent Nittymaki back to the minors for two years.

That lettuce on Cechmanek, wowwee
7. Roman Cechmanek (163 games played)

I still can't believe he only played three seasons in Philly. I feel like he was around for my whole childhood, just headbutting the puck out of harm's way every night.

The definition of bipolar, he was the best goalie in the world on some nights and he should have been sitting in the 200 level on others. In that respect, he encapsulated Flyers hockey: it's a goddamn rollercoaster, and we love every minute of it.

6. Wayne Stephenson (165 games played)

This may be a bit too high for Stephenson, but he was the backstop in the victory against the Soviet Red Army team, and that's one of the best Flyers stories ever. But, he loses points because that game inflated his ego and he held out for a raise, which management, uh, frowned upon.

5. Steve Mason (150 games played)

My initial thought in sticking Mason here was it's too high. How can he be fifth on the all-time goaltenders list for a franchise that's been around for almost 50 years?

Well, I have two answers: first, the Flyers have seemingly always had problems with their goaltending. Second, the comeback story of Mason coming to Philly (and his prospects for the future) means that if he backstops the team to any success in the next year or two, he's an all-time great.


4. Brian Boucher (174 games played)

Now we're getting into the actual all-time greats. Bouch may be the most likable goalie I've ever been able to watch in person. And now, his presence in my living room once a week on CSN Philly reminds me of how much I liked having him in net.

I think part of my nostalgia comes from the fact that he played in Philly for the first time when I was 7 years old, and then played his last game in orange when I was 20. That's an incredible span, and I'm just now realizing that I can add Bouch's career to the list of things that I grew up with (the other thing on that list is Harry Potter).

One note: even when he was in Phoenix, I was always up-to-date with how he was doing. This is the first time I've been okay with the incessant "Former Flyer" updates from the team's beat writers.

3. Pelle Lindbergh (157 games played)

I won't pretend to be a good enough writer to do Lindbergh's story the justice it deserves. Read this SI story or this story from Dave Isaac of the Courier Post. It's tragic, it was senseless, and it's always going to be an emotional subject for Philadelphia.

Let's move on to the final two spots on the list, and take a look at how they've grown up since their playing days.

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1a. Bernie Parent (486 games played)
1. Ron Hextall (489 games played)

You ran rank these two in whichever order you prefer. Bernie was the original cornerstone. Hextall is the face of the current rebuild. Both of them had sweet mustaches back in the day but have grown up and now prefer goatees.

Combined, they played in more than a quarter of the games that they Flyers have ever played.

I'd love to just call this a tie and celebrate the two best goalies in Flyers history. But, I have to pick a winner, and I pick Hextall for two reasons.

First, he's currently orchestrating one of the best on-the-fly rebuilds in recent sports memory. And second, he holds the top three spots in the all-time Goaltender Penalty Minutes In A Season list.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Let's Expand the NHL Playoffs


Expanding the NHL playoffs is all the rage on Hockey Twitter, and that's in large part to TSN's Bob McKenzie's column from yesterday.

Because Bob is the biggest media insider in the world of hockey, he was able to pose the question to the league's general managers: should the playoffs be expanded?

Here's what they suggested:

Play-In Game For The Last Wild Card Spot

Oh you mean like baseball? Lame.

Play-In Series For The Last Wild Card Spots

Yes! Let's showcase the crappiest teams possible to get everyone in the mood for playoff hockey! No, that's a terrible idea.


So try again, guys. We'll work this out eventually. The important takeaway is that 21 of the 28 general managers that McKenzie surveyed would be in favor of some time of playoff expansion. It's more games, which means more money. It means more teams have a chance to make a run at the Cup, which means more money. And it leans in favor of expansion, which, again, means more money.

The minor forms of expansion they suggested are fine, and that's probably what's going to end up happening. But let's pretend, just for one minute, that the NHL decided to completely overhaul the playoffs.

Who Makes The Playoffs

When the league had 21 teams, 16 of them made the postseason. Now, with 30 teams, the same 16 make it past the regular season. Proportionally (and accounting for expansion), there should be 24 teams in the playoffs each year.

That nicely works out to six teams per conference - Metropolitan, Atlantic, Central, and Pacific (we're going to put the Las Vegas team in the Pacific, the Quebec City team in the Atlantic, and move the Red Wings back to the Central).

If you don't finish in the top six in your division, you're fucking out. That's as simple as it gets.

Playoff Format

The most important thing to keep in mind when planning for an expansion like this is we don't want to diminish the value of the regular season. The 8 teams at the bottom of the league probably aren't going to be competitive all year, but the rest of the league still needs a reason to battle before the playoffs start.

So, let's adjust how home-ice advantage works for the first two rounds:

  • #1 seeds - 6/7 games per series at home
  • #2 seeds - 5/7 games per series at home
  • #3 seeds - 4/7 games per series at home
The #3 seeds will have the current standard four home games per series (2-2-1-1-1 format). The #2 seeds will play in a 2-1-2-1-1, with five games at home. And the reward for finishing first in the division is the 3-1-3 series format, with six games at home. 

Two important notes here: first, if a #1 or #2 seed is eliminated, home ice advantage will return to the current standard 2-2-1-1-1 format, with the higher-seeded team hosting four home games. And second, the Semifinals, Conference Finals, and Stanley Cup Final will be played as traditional 2-2-1-1-1 series. 

Divisional Round (24 --> 12)

The top seeds play the bottom seeds, so the matchups are 1-6, 2-5, and 3-4 in each of the four divisions. This is where is gets tricky, because it's almost impossible to start a bracket with six teams. But bear with me, and we'll see where this goes. 

The three teams that win their series advance to the next round. Duh. 

Conference Quarterfinals (12 --> 6)

The first round went by division. This round, we expand to the entire conference and re-seed based on the regular season. 

And then we do the whole thing over again and eliminate three teams from each conference. The new home ice advantage rules apply, which should allow the most successful teams from the regular season to reap the benefits. 

That gets us down to three teams on each side, but it'd be really nice if we could add one more to make it an even four. 

Wild Card Round (6 --> 8)

Bam! Let's bring two teams back to life. 

This is a one-day event, either a Saturday or a Sunday, with a matinee game and a night game. We'll bring back four teams that were eliminated up to this point - the team from each division who won the most games will be invited (the tiebreaker is goal differential). The Eastern Conference teams will play early, the Western Conference teams will play late, and the winners will re-join the playoffs. 

Teams that have already advanced will have a long weekend to rest, and the fans will have another Hockey Event Weekend. The host city of the Wild Card round, like the All-Star Game and the Winter Classic, will rotate annually. 

Conference Semifinals (8 --> 4)
Conference Finals (4 --> 2)

I shouldn't really have to spell this out too much, because it's pretty straightforward. Everything after the Wild Card Weekend is played as the traditional 2-2-1-1-1 series format. High seeds play low seeds, and we narrow the field down to one representative from each conference. 

Stanley Cup Finals 

And then they battle it out, and someone gets to raise the best trophy in sports. 

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Flyers Fans Should Be Rooting For The Winnipeg Jets

It feels like a daily occurrence when I find a tweet that causes me to think things about the Flyers. Today, this was that tweet:
It's not breaking any news, and it's not even really coming out with any hot takes. Basically, it's compiling all of the reports from various media members about trade rumors for the Winnipeg Jets' Dustin Byfuglien and Andrew Ladd.

But for Flyers fans, there is an extra bit of depth to those rumors.

Because if Winnipeg decides to put Byfuglien and/or Ladd on the trading block to extract some assets for their rebuild, they immediately become the best available players at their position on the market. If you're a team with cap room and you're looking for a rental for a deep playoff run, you won't find anyone better than the two Jets.

If - and, granted, it's a big if at this point - the Flyers decide to be sellers at the trade deadline, their three best "rentals" for sale are forward Michael Raffl and defensemen Mark Streit and Evgeny Medvedev. Raffl, as I mentioned earlier today, is still a question mark. I've talked about Medvedev specifically in the past if you're interested. And Streit has long been our prized trade chip, either for this February or next year.

Raffl and Medvedev, if they aren't moved or re-signed this year, can walk away after the season for nothing. Obviously, Ron Hextall would like to avoid that and either lock them up long-term or sell them off for picks and prospects. Streit's in the same boat next year, but he's talented enough that someone might be willing to take him on right now.

There is going to be a general manager in the league who is desperate for a puck-moving defenseman. There will probably be more than one. But the value of  Streit/Medvedev decreases immensely if Byfuglien is available, because Big Buff is younger and better than either of the current Flyers.

Ladd is two years older than Raffl, but you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone outside of a loony bin (or a Delaware County pizza shop) who doesn't think Ladd's the superior player. If he's on the market, Raffl becomes a less desirable target.

So, Flyers fans, we really should be rooting for Winnipeg to get hot and look like they're going to contend for a playoff spot this year. It's not going to be easy, because they're currently in last place in the Central Divison with a seven-point gap to get into second-to-last place. They're currently 9 points out of the second Wild Card spot, which is not an ideal place to be.

But, to end on a positive note, the teams standing in the Jets' way right now are the Canucks, Coyotes, Wild, Predators, and Avalanche. And holy shit, I just realized those five teams essentially are the plot of The Revenant. But two of the six are going to be in the playoffs, and Winnipeg has the talent in their top six and top four to be competitive.

Micah at HockeyViz.com projects the Jets to have a 10% chance to make the playoffs. The overwhelming favorites for those two Wild Card spots are the Preds and Wild, with the Avs and Yotes projecting slightly higher than the Jets.

It's definitely far from a lock, but if the Jets have a good month and look like they can make noise, that's going to be a very good thing for the front office in Philadelphia.

Recap: Ye Olde Flyers-Bruins Parlay

(Warning: This post got away from us. We have a lot of thoughts about our favorite hockey teams, and this is quite a long read. It’s a review of the games last night, and sort of a glimpse into the Bruins and Flyers for those of you who don’t follow religiously.)

There is a three-step recipe for turning a lame Tuesday night in February into a somewhat enjoyable Tuesday night in February:
  1. Hockey
  2. Gambling
  3. Beers 
Simple, right? And when you can share that experience with a friend, it's even better. Last night, the Bruins hosted the Maple Leafs and the Flyers hosted the Canadiens. So we parlayed the B's and Fly's, threw up our middle fingers to Canada, and Ye Olde Flyers-Bruins Parlay was born.

A few things to note before getting to the games:

Loui v. Broons

There have been a bunch of rumors popping up over the past few weeks about negotiations between Loui Eriksson and the Bruins. This is going to be a tough one. It was reported that Loui is looking for a deal in the neighborhood of 6 years/$36M. When Don Sweeney heard those numbers, he probably sat back in his big leather chair, rubbed his hands together and said “Let the games begin” (he for sure did not do this).

The Bruins reportedly offered Loui a deal before Christmas but were rejected, as Loui’s camp believed the AAV and length to be unsatisfactory. The report also stated that the Bruins offered this contract as a gesture to get the ball rolling. As the saying goes, you can’t just dive headfirst into home, you gotta wine and dine.

Sweeney basically went on NESN a few weeks back and said that he isn’t interested in overpaying for players that aren’t consistent. He added that if he doesn’t believe the Bruins will resign a player in the offseason, he will look to move him (see Soderberg, Carl). Seeing as Loui has underperformed in his last three seasons, there is no way Sweeney gives him what he’s looking for. Personally, I’d be more comfortable with 4-5 years/$5M. But at 30, Loui is at the age where he is looking for security in the form of a lengthy deal.

The Bruins don’t have much leverage here. This would be a much easier decision if:

  1. Brett Connolly was panning out as planned. But….he’s shit. I can’t stand watching him skate on the first line anymore, but that’s for another rant. Or
  2. There was a decent market to move Loui. But…there’s not. There was a report that the Wild are interested in acquiring Lou-E’s talents, but they don’t seem to be the right fit in terms of a trade partner.

The Bruins only have two Top-6 wingers on their roster (Brad Marchand and Loui). With Pastrnak’s development hindered by injuries so far this year, the Bruins are in desperate need of resigning Loui.

Flyer Free Agents

The Flyers don’t have any contracts expiring this summer that are quite as vital as Loui Eriksson. The only unrestricted-free-agent-to-be is Michael Raffl, who might fetch about half of Loui’s desired money. He’s a useful possession winger with enough size and offensive talent to contribute anywhere in the team’s top nine. He also seems to be a great locker room guy, and from my point of view I think he’s a great presence. That said, I really don’t want to overpay him.

The most I think about it, the more similarities I see between Raffl’s situation and Eriksson’s. Of course both teams would like to keep their European wingers around, but there is probably someone in the league who will overpay. The Bruins might have to overpay because they’re looking to compete now. The Flyers have the luxury of not being forced into paying Raffl - might they even move him before the end of the month?

Smaller pieces like Ryan White, Jordan Weal, Radko Gudas, Brandon Manning, and Nick Cousins all figure to be re-signed at decent-value contracts. Sam Gagner is unrestricted and will probably walk this summer if he’s not shipped out before then. There isn’t a whole lot of noise to be made about this group.

There is, however, the curious case of Brayden Schenn. He’s obviously due a raise on his $2.5 million, and he’s playing like the kind of top-six winger that would deserve almost double that much. I would hope he sees his place here for the better part of the next decade - right next to Sean Couturier - and takes a hometown discount. And if an offer sheet from another team comes into the equation, the salary will result in that team sending a first- and third-round draft pick back as compensation.

Pasta Night
David Pastrnak was in the Boston lineup last night after spending the All-Star break in Providence (3GP/1G/3A). Pastrnak is looking to forget a first half of the season that was plagued by a fractured foot that cost him two months of ice time.

To be honest, I was less than thrilled to see him playing in Helsinki with the Czechs. But since his return to the Bs, he’s scored three goals and two assists in eight games. We know the kid has it in him - 37 points (10G/17A) last season in 46 games at 18 years old is no joke. He just has to stay healthy (and crash the net when he’s not scoring- see CBJ game).

Party In The Streets! Umberger's Out!

After one full, complete, 365-day calendar year of not scoring a goal - including half a dozen blown high-danger scoring chances over the past two weeks - Flyers coach Dave Hakstol finally decided to bench RJ Umberger.

Hak inserted Sam Gagner on the Sean Couturier line with Brayden Schenn, bumping Michael Raffl down to Umberger's usual spot with Scott Laughton and Matt Read. We'll talk more about the line combinations - and options going forward - later, but seeing Umberger's name in the Healthy Scratch box is always going to make me happy.

Now, to the actual on-ice action:

First Period in Boston

After a week off for the squads (aside from Bergy), the Bs came out flat early. The first three minutes were spent in the defensive zone, no thanks to Patrice’s absence during the first shift due to a lost tooth (not confirmed, but he took a puck to the face and immediately went down the tunnel)...he was back for his next shift.

The fourth line helped turn things around during their first call with some serious forechecking by Talbot and Rinaldo. I think it has to be said that Rinaldo has been a pretty solid fourth liner for the Bruins this year. And by said, I mean I whispered that so nobody heard me. I hate to admit it, but the guy hasn’t done too much to live up to the Bertuzzi-esque reputation. He’s done what successful Bruins’ fourth-liners have done in the past: play as hard as possible in the few minutes you get.

Anyways, we can just forget I said any of that and move on. Boston’s been able to prove the doubters wrong by staying in the top spot in Power Play efficiency for most of the season (25.9%), and they now sit second in the league, behind only the Washington Capitals (26.8%). Not terrible company. It didn’t take long to see the power play and they looked good in their first chance, moving the puck well and getting a few chances. This momentum led to a goal soon after their man-advantage expired.

It seems like Jimmy Hayes listened to the Bruins faithful that have been yelling “SHOOT!” at their TV screens every game. I get that Hayes’ game is to be a big body, screen and collect goals from in front. But he’s a big body, aka he can shoot the puck hard. We’ve seen him start to shoot from higher up in the slot, and even score a few. Tonight, on a furious-looking three-man-rush, Jimmy threw a shot on goal that rebounded perfectly to Brad Marchand. Marchand was in the perfect spot to score his 21st of the season, and he has scored at least 20 goals in all five of his full-length seasons since joining the League in 2010. Not bad for a dirtbag.

Boston controlled the pace for the majority of the first period, with the Bs missing a few juicy chances. One of which came on the power play on an ingenious (shout out Evan Turner) feed from Spooner to Bergy in the high slot. Patrice wasn’t able to settle the puck but was all alone.

That being said, Spooner is that dude. He had five SOG and created a ton of scoring chances for his line and the power play. Claude needs to stop trying to be Rainman and leave Spooner as the third-line centerman. He has been unreal this year and is one of the main reasons the Bruins found themselves in a playoff spot come the halfway point. Spooner has 36 points (10G/26A) in 49 games and leads the team in assists after recently passing the perennial assist leader, Bergeron. The thought of him developing into a Top-2 center while the Bs have Bergy and Krejci is erection-inducing. Spooner has been by far the most fun player to watch this season because of his creativity whenever he enters the offensive zone. The guy puts on a show and can make even some of the older guys in the league look like they have two left skates.

First Period in Philly

An All-Star first line center returning from Nashville, an aggressive fourth line that doesn’t get as much love as they should, and powerplay success resulting in a lead after the first period? It’s like the TVs were mirroring each other.

But while the Bruins’ early goal came from a smart play on the rush, both Flyers’ goals were products of Jake Voracek quarterbacking the powerplay unit. He fed two beautiful passes to Brayden Schenn, who dished one off to Wayne Simmonds and potted the other for himself. The powerplay has had its struggles - which can be equal parts surprising and frustrating to watch - but the boys in orange made it look like child’s play last night.

And then, in typical Flyers fashion, they allowed the Habs to climb back with a powerplay goal with under two minutes remaining in the first. Given how this season is going, I’ll never complain about a lead after the first. But it would be so refreshing to see them play a complete period just one time.

Something else that needs to be mentioned is the Wells Fargo’s constant, incessant, ridiculous booing of PK Subban. It’s not just when he dives or interferes or scores - it’s all the goddamn time. I am under the impression that it dates back to the Mike Richards era, but at this point it just makes us all look like assholes. My unofficial “Boo This Man” list is pretty short: Crosby, Kane. On a game-by-game basis, obviously we can boo other people too. But I don’t understand how this city can have that level of hatred for one of the most likable guys in the league.

Second Period in Boston

Toronto equalized midway in the second when Tuukka Rask had a puck take a rough bounce off a screen. It fell right on the stick of a guy who has scored two goals in 31 games and I don’t really want to talk about it. The Bruins didn’t seem to control the pace as much in the second and it only felt like the third line was bringing any intensity. If there has been one major character flaw in this year’s Bruins, it’s been a lack of consistency, and it was evident during the second period last night. Let's just skip that and move right on to the third.

Second Period in Philly

We were in good shape in both game after the first periods. The second periods kind of cratered. Within about fifteen minutes, Daniel Winnick equalized for Toronto and Jeff Perty equalized for Montreal. I started to question the unit cost of a Heineken and wonder if it was still in my budget.

I’ll follow Alex’s lead here and say let’s just skip right to the third periods.

The Song Remains the Same

My oh my, what a goal to start the third. After some serious forecheck board-work by Pasta in the corner, Krejci wizardly slap-passed to Marchand, who was waiting weak-side to put away his second of the game.
On the rush following the faceoff, Torey Krug rung one off the post which led to a scrum in front and resulted in a goal for Krejci. This was all set up by forechecking and net presence. On Krejci’s goal, both Krejci and Loui were crashing the net, causing mass chaos among the Leafs’ d-men and Bernier not being able to cover. This is what we want. This is what we need.

Wayne Simmonds scored his second of the night off yet another beautiful pass from Voracek, but the big story of the third period in Philly was the referees. Following a Subban cross-check to the back of Simmonds, Jake got in PK’s face.
Naturally, because this is Philadelphia, Subban’s initial hit was unpunished and Voracek was penalized for roughing. Jake, your thoughts?
And then, if you can believe it, things got worse. Radko Gudas was called for a phantom Clipping penalty with about seven minutes left in the game. I would include another GIF to keep this visually stimulating blog going, but I can’t because there was nothing that warranted a penalty. Lucas Lessio dumped the puck into the zone from center ice, took a hit from Gudas, and stayed down on the ice. He wasn’t concussed, or dead, or bleeding, but getting hit by Radko Gudas hurts. And then like a minute later, the whistle blew, Gudas was ejected, and the Habs were awarded a 5-minute power play to try to tie the game.
I don’t quite know how to describe what happened next. I’m assuming the whole team blacked out, because the Flyers’ usually questionable penalty kill held strong for the entire five minutes. Nobody was trapped on the ice for an unreasonable amount of time, the passing and shooting lanes were appropriately covered, and Team Dad Matt Read sniped the empty net in the final minute to put the nail in the coffin.

The Flyers win and leapfrog the Habs, and are sitting pretty in 5th place in the Wild Card. Last I checked, the Bruins were up by a pair of goals in the third. Let’s get this money so I can do some late-night Amazon-dot-com-ing.

Let me just flip my GameCenter Live back on to check on that other game....

But wait! Guess what! The Bruins blew a third period, multi-goal lead. The defense had more than a few brutal sequences, including the minute leading up to Komarov’s 17th goal of the season. Rask was hung out to dry more than a few times and the Bruins continued to let him down as Kadri scored the game tying goal soon after. All three of the Leafs’ goals came on screened shots from the blue line. You just hate to see that. You also hate to see literally anything good happen to Nazem Kadri.

So, overtime. We can live with that. The Bruins were a reasonable 4-5 in games decided after regulation, and everyone knows that the Maple Leafs are trying to tank their way to the top of the draft board. We’re good. No worries. Except the Leafs unveiled their new logo tonight and it is admittedly awesome. Maybe this gave them a boost (prob not but I’m running out of excuses for this Bruins team).
Overtime is normally called “free hockey”- this game was anything but. And after a nonsense holding penalty called on David Krejci, the Leafs converted on the man advantage and won the game. And we lost.
With both Detroit and Tampa idle, the Bruins had a chance to jump into 2nd in the Atlantic with two points. But the Bruins are the Bruins and the one point OTL leaves them tied with Detroit and Tampa at 58 points. The Lightning host the Wings Wednesday night.

A Few Quick Bruins Notes

Torey Krug is electric on the power play. This has been evident all season, and last, but you just can’t take your eyes of Krug when the Bs are a man up. While Torey isn’t a top 4 defenseman at even strength, his skillset absolutely shines on the man advantage. A few heavy slappers led to some real scoring chances during this game and I’m looking for the Bruins to remain towards the top of the PP% rankings for the rest of the season.

After spending the past few weeks of Colin Miller being a healthy scratch, we saw Claude Julien scratch Joe Morrow and insert C. Miller into the second D pairing. Be careful what you wish for.

Colin looked uncomfortable handling the puck along the blue-line and cost the Bruins a few offensive possessions. I’m guessing this was just a case of rust, because in his limited time this season, Miller has definitely showed that he should stay in that second pairing. Also, Kevan Miller didn’t look horrible. I know, it’s like bizzaro world where K. and C. Miller just swapped abilities. K. Miller made some plays on both ends of the ice tonight and that’s all you can really ask from a guy who spells Kevan with an “a” (and does things like this).


The Bruins look to escape their home-ice struggles as they travel to Buffalo to face Eichel and the Sabres on Thursday, and the Flyers will travel to Nashville to face the Predators. We'll see you on Friday morning, and hopefully we’ll be less poor than we are today.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Let's Get Political: The Iowa Caucuses

I'm not a huge politics guy. I would much rather have a plate of Iowa Couscous (chicken and corn) than have to face the reality that basically every Presidential nominee is just the absolute worst.

Let's jump right into the results.

Democrats

Martin O'Malley (0%)

He was my favorite of the candidates on that side because he seemed like a normal human being. So, naturally, he got zero percent of the vote and he's likely done in this race.

Hillary Clinton (50%) tied Bernie Sanders (50%)

Instead of the guy who seems like a reasonable person, we get the ethically questionable career politician and the loony bin Socialist.

Hillary - though I don't really like her and I think it's despicable what she did to Jim and Roy in Benghazi - at least makes sense. She has as much experience as you could want in a President, and we might as well follow the first black President with the first female President. In doing a moderate amount of research, she seems to have developed policies that appeal to a variety of voters, and her plans for college students/graduates are rock solid.

I don't want to talk about actual politics too much, but if you like Bernie Sanders I probably don't really like you. That's kind of it for him.

To end on a positive note, this means we get A LOT more Kate MacKinnon and Larry David in our lives, which is an incredibly good thing.

Republicans

Ted Cruz (28%) and Donald Trump (24%) led the way

Straight up if you want Cruz or Trump to be the President of this country you should kill yourself and end your bloodline as quickly as possible. It's mind-boggling that more than half of the party would even tolerate these two being in a position of power.

I know people joke like, "Lol I'm totes moving to Canada if this guy wins," but I don't want to live in a country that voluntarily made either of these two the most powerful man in the world. I'd prefer Canada, Mexico, Ireland, or even goddamn England.

Marco Rubio (23%)

Thank God (or more specifically, the one and only savior Jesus Christ) that Rubio kept pace with the two idiots in front of him. Like Hillary, I don't necessarily agree with all of his positions and I think there's some adjustments that would be made if he made it to a debate against the other party. But he's a regular person, he's not a goddamn maniac, and I would still willingly live in this country if he was in charge of it.

That's where I am in the political spectrum these days: "Will I still want to live in this country if this person is elected by a majority of the 320 million people that live here?"

Rubio having a moderate amount of success last night makes me hopeful that there's at least a little bit of sense left. And, for what it's worth, the counties around Des Moines (the capital city) all voted Rubio, so maybe that speaks to the variety of demographics in Iowa. As long as "city folk" like Rubio, we're going to be safe.

Ben Carson (9%)

God fucking damnit, America. Carson's 9% works out to 17,393 votes. And I legitimately believe that all of those people should be banned from voting for the rest of their lives.

That brings us up to 61% of the Republican Party in Iowa that should have voting rights taken away, so that's a really great sign for the best country in the world.

Rand Paul (4%) 

Rand is my boy this year. I always do this - I find a guy who has policies that I agree with but doesn't have enough national support to do make any real noise.

How much more support could we drum up for Rand Paul if he changed his name to Randy? I mean, his birth name is Randal, so it's not a huge leap for him to rebrand himself as Randy Paul.

Rand Paul is a little bit pretentious, I can admit that. Randy Paul is still that same educated, intelligent, reasonable conservative politician/ophthalmologist, but he connects with the mainstream voter more because his name is Randy and everyone loves people named Randy.

Quick list: Randy Moss, Randy Orton, Macho Man Randy Savage, Randy Jackson, Randy Johnson, Randy Foye, Randy Houser

Randy Paul 2016: America's Runnin' Outta Moonlight

Jeb Bush (3%)

Poor Jeb. He could have made a push with this caucus, but it seems like he might be on his last legs now.

And Some Quick Hits

  • Fiorina, Kasich, Huckabee, Christie each got 2% of the vote
  • Fiorina and Huckabee have been dead in the water for a while now
  • I don't know what to make of Kasich
  • Christie going back to Governor of New Jersey is like when you tell your girlfriend you want some space to see other people and then you can't find anyone hotter than her who likes you
  • Rick Santorum got 1% of the vote, which is bizarre because I didn't realize he was actually seriously running for President again
  • I caught up on The Challenge last night and they show a bunch of Teen Mom ads. I do not think we should de-fund Planned Parenthood. 

Monday, February 1, 2016

Looking Ahead To The 2017 NHL All-Star Game

After a great All-Star Weekend, the only correct thing to do is to nitpick what went wrong and try to make it better next year.

Just kidding.

But I do have a few suggestions for how we should tweak this format for next year's All-Star Game, and they primarily focus on encouraging the players to try. I will acknowledge that the effort was present from start to finish last night, with just one minor exception:
Overall, this year seemed to have something that most All-Star games across every sport lack: actual competition.

Here's my theory on why the Pacific Division won the whole thing: they were playing for John Scott. No other team had something quite as significant driving them to win. So their defense was a little tighter, one of their goalies almost tore open his scrotum, and the Burns/Pavelski/Scott trio finished a combined +13 Corsi (yes, I am aware that combined Corsi is not a real stat) in the first game and a combined +12 Corsi in the second game.

So let's get some more effort in here.

Home Team Captain

One of the only problems I had with this year's edition in Nashville was the fact that Shea Weber wasn't the captain of the "home" team. That honor went to Patrick Kane, who was booed loudly all night.
If the league is going to adopt a policy where the host city gets to put more players in the game than everyone else, that's totally fine. It creates a rowdier atmosphere, and that's never a bad thing.

But if we're going to do that, let's go all out and make the captain of that team a player from the home team. This year, it probably would have been Shea Weber.

Next year, your options will be Drew Doughty, Anze Kopitar, Dustin Brown, and Jonathan Quick. Maybe someone else could jump into the mix in the next 11 months, but the captain of the first team should be a King.

(Excuse me for a second, I just threw up all over my desk and I need to grab some Clorox wipes.)

Rookie Captain

Watching Dylan Larkin this weekend was an absolute joy. He just celebrated his 19-and-a-half-th birthday, and he was sharing one of the biggest spotlights in the NHL with some of the best players in the world. And #OhByTheWay he also broke the record for fastest skater in NHL history, which may or may not be kind of a big deal.

We need more of this.

So the second fan vote will be for the best rookie - this year, that vote would have included Larkin, Artemi Panarin, Shayne Gostisbehere, Jack Eichel, and Max Domi.

One reason to watch the entire All-Star Weekend every year is to see new faces mix in with the stars that we all know and love (or hate). With a focus on mixing in rookies, the on-ice product should improve as the young guns try to prove themselves (and their teammates follow their lead).

I think we can all agree that more effort in this game is a good thing, and I think a rookie captain is a good way to accomplish that.

The Two Other Captains

I like the idea of the Host City captain and the idea of the Rookie Captain. And then we come to the issue of how to divide the rest of the league into two teams.

I'm stuck on the idea of encouraging as much effort from the players as possible. Having a bunch of players from the home city helps. Having a bunch of rookies helps.

Last night, having Patrice Bergeron on the ice helped. He was almost as sound defensively as he is during games that matter, and it drove the whole tournament to be much more than just the typical All-Star snoozefest. The Metropolitan team responded to him aggressively, his Atlantic team responded accordingly, and the second game seemed to take that intensity as a guide for their matchup.

So here's what I'm thinking: the third and fourth fan votes will be mid-season ballots for the Norris and Selke trophies. It's a little bizarre to focus on defense, but with the talent that will be selected to fill out the teams, offense will obviously not be an issue. I think using the mid-season Hart/Ross/Richard favorites would be too hotly contested anyway.

Obviously, the one change that everyone should be in favor of is narrowing down the player selection ballots from "The Entire NHL" to "Players That Actually Deserve It."

This year, the captains of these teams would have probably been Erik Karlsson (who scored last night) and Bergeron (see above). But if fan contingents decided to push someone like Ryan Kesler (barf) or Sean Couturier (swoon) into the mix, then that's not a bad thing.

The Rest Of The Rosters

This is the easy part - bring back the god damn fantasy draft on Friday night. We can have music mixed in, or Cirque Du Soleil performers, or whatever. Just give us the chance to see our favorite athletes in the most fun event in sports.

Just like this year, the fans will select the captains and the league will fill in the player pool. The Host City Captain selects first, and the draft will snake on until all the teams are completed. I'm going to probably get bored at work and write about what that draft would have looked like this year later today.

And, of course, there should be unlimited beer and shots before and during the broadcast. And if Alex Ovechkin decides to "sit out" or "be injured" again, then we should banish the Capitals from the NHL forever.

The Actual Tournament

There's  not a whole lot has to change, because I thought the actual games were really entertaining. The only difference - and sorry to keep harping on this - is they prize money should go to the winning captain's charity of choice.

We should also slightly modify the rules to accommodate the occasion. Goalies should be able to play the puck from wherever, and interference/hooking should be called tighter than they were last night. I don't need the refs to make ticky-tack calls, but opening up the game a little more makes it more fun to watch, and so does 4-on-3 powerplay action.

Also, Evgeni Malkin should be banned because he's a dirtbag.

MVP Voting

Hey NHL, maybe find someone who is better than whoever was in charge this weekend. I mean, Christ, could they have handled the John Scott thing worse from start to finish? Let's break it down bullets-style:

  • Allowed Scott to be on the ballot in the first place
  • Didn't remove him or tweak the system when they saw him getting votes
  • Shadily forced him to make a statement telling fans not to vote for him
  • Still allowed him to win the goddamn vote
  • Shadily tried to force him to back out of the game
  • Shadily forced his being traded to Montreal and buried in the minors
  • "Do you think this is something your kids would be proud of?"
  • Left him off the fan-vote MVP ballot, then had to eat crow when nobody votes for anyone but him
Fucking delete your whole front office, NHL. But thanks for a really entertaining weekend on TV and (more importantly) on Twitter. See you again next year, you dicks!