Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Copa America Betting Preview: USA-Argentina

Tonight is potentially the night that soccer finally becomes big in America. We've been building up to the moment for decades, and several games (the one that comes to mind most recently was against Belgium) have almost broken the way of the Yanks.

Well, tonight the Stars And Stripes have another chance to take down a world powerhouse. It's USA versus Argentina at 9:00 from Houston.

Oh wait before I get you all hyped up, I should probably mention that we have absolutely NO chance of beating Argentina and when we lose soccer will fade into the background again until the next major international tournament.

Let's look at some of the lines that are available tonight, courtesy of Bovada:

To Score A Goal

USA

  • Dempsey +280 and Wondolowski +300 are the two most important strikers
  • Zardes +350, Pulisic +380, Nagbe +380, Zusi +380, and Bradley +450 all seem like their odds are super low considering none of them are going to score
  • Fabian Johnson +1000 and DeAndre Yedlin +2200 would be my value plays, but...
Argentina
  • Lamela +210, Lavezzi +250, and Pastore +260 are all more likely than any American
  • Higuain +105 and Aguero +110 are both decent bets
  • Messi -110 is available aka Lionel Messi is scoring a goal tonight

    Messi to score and Argentina to win parlay pays +125 - I think that's a good bet for tonight. 

    Total Goals
    • Total over/under line is 2.5 (-115)
    • Argentina over 1.5 pays -165
    • USA over 0.5 pays -125
    So Argentina is more likely to score two goals than the US is to score one. 

    To Qualify/Advance
    • USA +450
    • Argentina -750
    I mean the numbers just keep backing up the fact that we, as Americans, have no chance tonight. 

    Exact Correct Score

    This is my favorite place in the Bovada ticket to analyze, because it gives you a sliding scale of the different possibilities and how likely the sharps in Vegas think they are. In order:
    • Argentina 1-0 and 2-0 are both +475
    • Argentina 2-1 and Draw 1-1 are both +650
    • Argentina 3-0 is +750 and Argentina 3-1 is +1050
    • Draw 0-0 is +1000 (this would really do wonders for soccer in the US)
    • Then we finally get a USA line, as 1-0 pays +1400 and 2-1 pays +2000
    • Some other not-quite longshots: Draw 2-2 +1800, Argentina 3-2 +2800, Argentina 4-0 +1600, Argentina 4-1 +2200
    • The biggest Argentina line available is Argentina 6-0 +8000. For that same price you can get USA 3-0, 3-1, or 3-2

    Goal Spread

    The bet of the night is Argentina -1 (-140)

    Bet Slip
    • Argentina -1 (-140)
    • Messi to score and Argentina to win (+125)
    • Over 2.5 (-115)
    • Argentina 4-0 (+1600) - this one is kind of sadistic

    Thursday, June 16, 2016

    Led Zeppelin Is In a Brutal Court Battle Over 'Stairway To Heaven'

    If you didn't really remember that Led Zeppelin was getting sued by an old psychedelic rock band about the rights to Stairway to Heaven, you're not alone. I had completely forgotten too (just like people forgot about that other band, BURN). I'm not going to name that other band, and that is purely a spiteful, disrespectful move.

    But the lawsuit is happening, and it's currently in the court procedure phase. The big story today was the testimony of guitarist Jimmy Page. Here's what I can find online about what he said on the stand (via Rolling Stone):

    Jimmy Page Doesn't Do The Internet

    The lawyers were grilling him on his extensive music collection (more than 10,000 LPs and CDs) and trying to prove that he was familiar with the psych rock band's song that was allegedly stolen. Page admitted to knowing of the band, but denied knowing that song.

    In fact, he said he just learned about that song a few years ago, via the internet. Or, I guess more accurately, via his step-son:
    'Something appeared on the Internet - there was a buzz going on in the comparison [between "Taurus" and "Stairway"] a few years ago. My son-in-law brought it up; I don't do the Internet, so he played it for me."
    Is there a more old guy rock and roll superstar move than just straight up ignoring the internet?

    Stairway Was Not Written Where People Thought It Was

    I did not know this story, but apparently the historical legend of Stairway says it was written at Bron-Yr-Aur, a cottage in Wales that has a track on Physical Graffiti named for it. I jumped into the Wikipedia page for the cottage (no joke there are a full 8 paragraphs plus pictures) and here's what I found:

    • The cottage was Robert Plant's family vacation home
    • Page, Plant, their significant others, Plant's kid, and two roadies stayed there in 1970
    • The house didn't have running water or electricity
    • It's never actually mentioned, but I'm assuming they all did a fuck-ton of drugs
    • Jimmy Page did sex at least once during that vacation and his daughter was conceived
    • There are more than a handful of songs that were written at Bron-Yr-Aur, but only one more famous than this one:


    That more famous one, of course, would be Stairway To Heaven. That was Bron-Yr-Aur's claim to fame. These guys and girls got so fucked on drugs at a cottage in the Welsh mountains that they all though they were dying (or something, I'm still a little unclear on the meaning of the song).

    And today, Jimmy Page tore the cottage's prize possession from its Wikipedia page.

    Stairway, it turns out, was actually written at Headley Grange. If you thought Bron-Yr-Aur's story was cool, wait until you learn about Headley Grange:

    • It was built in 1795 and originally used as basically an internment camp for the poor
    • There were some pretty sweet riots in 1830, which makes sense because of the internment camp thing
    • A builder named Thomas Kemp bought it in 1870 for the nice price of ‎£420 and turned it into his house
    • Quick side note: How fucked up do you have to be to buy a building that housed (and abused) a bunch of poor people and turn it into your house?
    • It was passed around from various members or various families for nearly a century
    • By the 1960s and 1970s, it had been converted into a music studio, as the drawing room had peak acoustic conditions
    • In addition to Led Zeppelin, bands that have worked at Headley Grange include Fleetwood Mac, Bad Company, Genesis, and Peter Frampton
    • The Headley Grange track list includes Stairway, Black Dog (there was literally just a dog that ran around the estate), When The Levee Breaks, and I'm sure dozens more

    Let's be honest, this Headley Grange/Bron-Yr-Aur news is largely just the correction of a decades-old story that doesn't really actually mean all that much. This whole trial is pretty goddamn boring. Page and Plant are both rich as shit, and they're always going to be rich as shit.

    The only possible way this trial could end up being noteworthy is if this psych rock band (and the British justice system) somehow put them in an emotional or financial position to start touring again.

    Rolling Stone News Headline Of My Dreams: Page, Plant, Jones, Bonham Announce 'Fuck Your Psychadelic Rock Band' Tour

    Tuesday, June 14, 2016

    I Stole Dave Isaac's Flyers Mailbag Again

    As per official Bullets Blog rules, when I see a tweet like this one from my man Dave Isaac I am legally obligated to steal all of the questions and give the correct answers to the internet.
    Question 1, from Steve Venuti @Venoot_TheBrute
    @davegisaac Rubtsov, Bellows, Kunin, Jones, and Gauthier are on the board at 18. Who do the flyers take? #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: Gauthier from a needs standpoint and a skill standpoint, but Bellows because his style of play fits Coach Hakstol's system to a T. 

    Correct answer: If Gauthier is still there, he's a no-brainer. He won't be there at 18 though, and Bellows is too trendy of a pick for my liking. I'm taking Max Jones and his 6'3" 200-pound self because we need some size. 

    Question 2, from jsaquella @jsaquella

    @davegisaac Does Ron Hextall make a trade to move up in draft? #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: A vague mention of possibly maybe trading for Edmonton's 4th overall pick but it's just a possibility so we'll see. 

    Correct answer: We aren't getting Matthews, or the Fins, or Tkachuk. The price is going to be too high and I'd rather take my chances with a few picks from the first three rounds than put all my eggs into one basket. That said, much like he did to draft Travis Konecny last year, if Hextall likes any of the middle-of-the-first-round guys he should pounce. Personally, I'd do whatever it takes to make sure we get Gauthier. 


    Question 3, from Downovan McSadd @MattGrumbrecht

    @davegisaac what Flyers player is most likely to be moved at the draft #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: Probably not Streit, or Read, or either one of the goalies. So... nobody?

    Correct answer: I think the most likely outcome is "nobody gets moved" so I guess I shouldn't really jab Dave too much. But the most likely player to move, at this point in time, would be Brayden Schenn. I think the overwhelming likelihood is he gets re-signed to a long-term deal, but if the team and player are too far apart it might make sense to shop him around this summer. 

    Question 4, from LHD @LHD20

    @davegisaac Hexy preaches patience w/young players--look at Pitt w/their young players in SCF. will he change course?#FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: "No way, (San) Jose."

    Correct answer: Racist anti-Mexican jokes aside, this is the biggest question going into the season. We know, for the most part, what this team is going to be. The only roster decisions are Provorov, Sanheim, and Konecny. We've seen the distinction between regular season hockey and playoff hockey, and these kids are going to have to contribute soon enough that Giroux/Voracek are still in their primes. Konecny is small so I would understand another year in the OHL for him, but I can't find a reason for Provorov/Sanheim not to take the place of MacDonald and Streit in the regular lineup. 


    Question 5, from SketchierFaun @SketchierFaun75

    @davegisaac even with draft protection clarification, do you still see the #Flyers buying out Umberger? #FlyersMailBag

    Dave's answer: Absolutely. 

    Correct answer: This is the worst question of the mailbag, so congrats to Sketchier Faun. The Umberger buyout is going to be announced tomorrow at 5pm, literally as soon as they can possibly announce it. 

    Question 6, from Milwaukee81* @Milwaukee81

    @davegisaac Dave, How do you expect the Flyers to improve the 2nd & 3rd lines? #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: The top two lines are going to remain largely the same. Such insight!

    Correct answer: I touched on this a few weeks ago. I think Hakstol should take a page from the Penguins, split up Giroux, Voracek, and Couturier, and roll a balanced top nine. Schenn-Giroux-Simmonds carried the load during the playoff push; Raffl-Couturier-Read are a responsible above-average defensive/checking line; Laughton-Cousins-Voracek would certainly be an experiment but those three have a high enough pedigree that I'd expect them to fill the back of the net. 


    Question 7, from BIG CHEEF @thacheef1

    @davegisaac #FlyersMailbag How much cap space do they have , and players they might target ?

    Dave's answer: $9 million. Some of that has to go to Schenn. The Flyers should also look to target rookie Jimmy Vesey, who will have his base salary capped at $950k but could (and will) be loaded up with incentives. 

    Correct answer: $12 million (Dave forgot about Vinny Lecavalier's pending retirement). The bulk of that money is already earmarked for Schenn, Cousins, Gudas, and (maybe) Manning. I know I mentioned above that I'd like to clear out some space for Provorov/Konecny, but capable NHL defensemen for less than $1 million don't grow on trees. The number I calculated for Hextall's cap space after he takes care of his boys was between $3-4 million to split between a pair of forwards. One should be Ryan White, and the other is Hexy's chance to put his name on this Flyers offseason. 


    Question 8, from Jon Matty @Jon_Matty

    @davegisaac which kids make the team from camp. Does anyone get called up and stay up. #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: Provorov out of camp. Konecny out of camp if he blows the doors off. Morin at some point this season. 

    Correct answer: Dave nailed it. I'd also add Sanheim in with Morin as an injury/trade replacement at some point during the year. 

    Question 9, from Broph @cbrophy88

    @davegisaac do you think the flyers will be able trade Streit, free up enough cap space and in turn take a run a Stamkos?#flyersmailbag

    Dave's answer: No and absolutely not.

    Correct answer: Thanks to Broph for asking the important questions. No, the Flyers will not be able to trade their 38 year old deteriorating defenseman with a broken penis and a $5.25 million cap hit. And no, they will not be targeting the most expensive free agent in NHL history with their $3-4 million in cap space. 


    Question 10, from R F Carp @IM_A_Carp

    @davegisaac #Flyers need scoring NOW. Scott Hartnell waives no trade clause. Do the Flyers make a move? #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: No, with a funny joke about Hartnell falling down a lot thrown in for some entertainment. 

    Correct answer: The mailbag is now complete, because we have mentioned both a huge free agent and a Former Flyer. I'd also like to amend my previous announcement of the Worst Question Award - this has to be the worst Flyers Mailbag question ever. 

    We sat through two goddamn years of RJ Umberger instead of Scott Hartnell so we could move that money off the books this summer. And now, after dealing with a far inferior player for two seasons, we're going to bring back Hartnell's $4.75 million cap hit until 2019 anyway? 

    I mean, maybe, MAYBE if Columbus ate half of his money I could see him fitting into the top nine. But if you are suggesting that we basically just negate all of the benefits of the Hartnell-Umberger trade and I wasted the last two years watching RJ Umbeger in a Flyers jersey then you are the worst fan in the world. 


    Question 11, from Flyers @shanemoretuzzo

    @davegisaac Who are the Flyers top 6 dmen at the end of the 2016-17 season? #Flyersmailbag

    Dave's answer: MDZ-Ghost, AMac-Streit, Provorov-Gudas, Schultz

    Correct answer: MDZ-Provorov, Ghost-Streit, Gudas-Schultz, Manning (Manning will be the 7th defenseman in my heart until the day he retires). To critique Dave's logic, I don't think the MacDonald-Streit pairing is a good idea. I actually think it is a really really bad idea. In my mind, Streit is no longer capable of being The Puck Mover on his pairing and MacDonald isn't capable of Playing In The NHL. I like Ghost and Streit together. 

    I also had a tough timing figuring out what to do with Provorov, because he's going to require some shelter and it's tough to do that by pairing him with one of the horses (MDZ, Gudas, Schultz). I would, however, worry about a sheltered uber-attack pairing of Ghost-Provy just because of their youth and lack of physicality. 

    Thus, I'm sticking Provorov with MDZ and hoping he's developed into that role by the end of the year. I'm sticking Ghost and Streit together because I like that pairing a lot. And Gudas and Schultz are going to get buried in their own end a lot, but hopefully balancing the top three forward lines will help alleviate that. 


    Question 12, from flyguys30 @Flyguys30

    @davegisaac what are the chances they land eriksson, and if they do what are the contract terms? #FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: No way. 

    Correct answer: I rag on Maple Leafs fans in this blog quite a bit because they are largely Dumb Fans. This is a stark reminder that every team has Dumb Fans. No, Hextall is not going to commit hit up-and-coming team to a 30 year old scoring winger who's going to be 32 or 33 by the time our prospects all come to fruition. 


    Question 13, from Maximus Chaos @Guppies97

    @davegisaac who do you think would be more valuable to Flyers, Brayden Schenn or Sami Vatanen & why?#FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: Schenn because the Flyers already have blueline prospects and they need forwards that can contribute. 

    Correct answer: This one's a bloodbath, folks. 


    Question 14, from Chris Olivo @ChrisOlivo72

    @davegisaac What are Hextall's expectations of the team for next season after making the playoffs last spring?#FlyersMailbag

    Dave's answer: Take the next step forward. No word on what the next step is, but they're going to try to take it. 

    Correct answer: Make the playoffs (not via the Wild Card) and advance to the second round. 

    Monday, June 13, 2016

    Does AHL Success Translate To NHL Success?

    As per my usual Monday routine, I spend the whole day in my cubicle consuming content online about sports and Game of Thrones. One of my weekly reads is Sean McIndoe's Weekend Report - now hosted on Vice Sports - which is, of course, hockey-related things. Here's an excerpt that made me curious:
    Top Five
    Celebrating those who've had the best week.
    The Lake Erie Monsters—The Penguins weren't the only team to win a title over the weekend. The Blue Jackets' AHL affiliate completed a sweep of the Hershey Bears on Saturday to capture the Calder Cup. That completed a dominant playoff run in which the Monsters went 15-2.
    Minor league championships can be tricky—sometimes the best AHL team is the one stacked with veteran and fringe pros, not necessarily prospects with NHL futures. But the Monsters are a reasonably young group, one that includes top prospects like Zach Werenski and Oliver Bjorkstrand (who was named playoff MVP). Their success is good news for a Blue Jackets organization that could certainly use some after another tough year at the NHL level.
    Does this mean the Blue Jackets are going to have an influx of talent in the coming years? I mean, we know their forward group is very top-heavy with expensive guys over the age of 30. Could some young, cheap, talented guys join the mix and turn them into a real threat in the Metropolitan Division?

    It's going to depend on two things.

    Thing One: The Lake Erie Monsters

    The question: Was this Calder Cup-caliber team made up on young up-and-comers or guys who just weren't good enough to play in the big league?

    The answer: Every single player on the roster was either acquired this year or last year. The team is made up of two teenagers, two 20-year-olds, three 21-year-olds, three 22-year-olds, five 23-year-olds, two 24-year-olds, three 25-year-olds, and nine players 26 or older. I drew the line at 25 because it's a nice round number and if you can't crack the NHL by 26, you're probably not going to be a huge factor in a Stanley Cup run.

    Of the 20 players who made my cut, let's look at who actually contributed to the team's success this season/postseason:

    • TJ Tynan (24) led the team with 46 points (6 goals, 40 assists) in the regular season, but scored just 6 points (1 goal, 5 assists) in 17 playoff games
    • Daniel Zaar (22) led with 21 goals during the season (plus 22 assists for 43 points), and added 7 goals and 5 assists in the playoffs
    • Michael Chaput (24) also cleared the 40-point threshold with 16 goals and 29 assists, and then he added 2 goals and 6 assists in the playoffs
    • Josh Anderson (22) and Alex Broadhurst (23) finished the season with 39 and 36 points, respectively, and then they each contributed 12 points in the playoff run
    • Youngsters Sonny Milano (20) scored 14 goals and 17 assists in just 54 games during the season, and he also contributed 4 goals and 4 assists in the playoffs
    • Almost-As-Young-As-Sonny-Milano Oliver Bjorkstrand (21) scored 29 points in just 51 games during the season, and then led the team with 10 goals and 16 points in the playoffs
    • Lucas Sedlak (23) tied Bjorkstrand's playoff point total, but did it with 9 goals and 7 assists
    • The Youngest Guy On The Team Zach Werenski (18) played just 7 games with Lake Erie during the season, but he contributed 5 goals and 9 assists in the playoffs
    • Markus Hannikainen (23) totaled 20 points during the season and 10 points during the playoff run
    • Kerby Rychel (21) led the younger half of the team with 0.74 points per game in the regular season, but scored just 1 goal and 5 points in the playoffs
    It'd be tough to say that anybody really set the league on fire during the regular season or playoffs, especially since playoff point totals can be flukey. But there are some decently-big-name prospects in the mix, and their entire roster contributed pretty evenly during the regular season and playoffs. 

    There aren't any "slam dunk" prospects, but Zaar, Anderson, Broadhurst, Milano, Bjorkstrand, Werenski, Anderson, and Hannikainen are a solid group to choose from and Tynan/Rychel can't take too much flack for their lackluster playoffs. Those nine are six wingers, two centers, and one defenseman. 

    Mix that group in with the young core already in the NHL - Saad, Atkinson, Jenner, Wennberg, Karlsson, Murray, and Seth Jones - and the third pick in this upcoming draft and you have, potentially, a very solid team. 


    Also, quick side note/fun fact combo about the Monsters. They play in the Quicken Loans Arena, home of the Future NBA Finals Losing Cleveland Cavaliers. No word on how this affects these Monsters in their potential NHL careers, but my gut says it's not great.

    Thing Two: Does A Calder Cup Win Translate?

    The question: Is there any correlation between the AHL championship and the NHL championship?

    This is what I was really excited to look at, and then I fell down the rabbit hole of looking at Columbus' AHL affiliate's roster and stats.

    The logic here is simple: a young core that wins an AHL title is going to probably play together in the NHL a few years later, and they should be competitive at the NHL level too. Let's go back and look at some old Calder Cup winners to see if this translates:

    2004-05 Philadelphia Phantoms

    Ah, the Carter/Richards/Sharp/Nittymaki Phantoms. What a great place to start. Those three skaters combined for 59 points in 21 games, and Nittymaki ran through the playoffs with a 0.943 save percentage. The Phantoms lost just 5 games total, and they brought back Philly's first hockey championship since 1975.

    Five years later, the Flyers played the Blackhawks in the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals. The series was eventually cancelled due to a power outage throughout the entire United States, and nobody ended up winning the Cup. The end.

    2005-06 Hershey Bears

    This one is going to fall under the category of Fluke/Stolen By A Hot Goalie. Yes, the Bears are the AHL affiliate of the powerhouse Washington Capitals. No, this Bears team did not have anybody important from any of those Caps teams.

    This was led in scoring during the regular season by Tomas Fleischmann, Lawrence Nycholat, Eric Fehr, Joey Tenute, Boyd Kane, Mike Green, and Graham Mink. Goalie Frederic Cassivi won all 16 games for the Bears (an AHL record, because it's impossible to win more than that), again losing just five games total in the whole playoff.

    And, because it's fun to mention, the Capitals have not advanced to a Stanley Cup Final since this Calder Cup victory.

    2006-07 Hamilton Bulldogs

    Here's another fun fact for you: this AHL Bulldogs team plays in Hamilton, Ontario. There is also a Hamilton Bulldogs (in Hamilton, Ontario) that plays in the OHL. They have the same name, the same home arena, and the same logo (but the colors are different). I hope they have a Hamilton Derby where they play each other and cause a blood feud between their fans.

    Update: cancel that whole paragraph. The AHL Bulldogs that we're talking about in this section moved to St. Johns in 2015, and that's when the OHL Bulldogs moved to Hamilton and took their place. I apologize for the confusion, and I am still really hoping for the blood feud.

    This 2007 run was led by a pair of future NHL goalies, Jaroslav Halak and Carey Price. Price carried the load in the playoffs, and this was a borderline repeat of the 2006 Stolen By A Hot Goalie storyline. Hamilton/St. John's is the AHL affiliate of the Montreal Canadiens, and there was not a single non-Price Bulldog to play for the Habs in their 2013-14 Eastern Conference Finals run.

    2007-08 Chicago Wolves

    It's important to note that the Wolves are not the AHL affiliate of the Chicago Blackhawks (that's the Rockford Ice Hogs), but rather the St. Louis Blues.

    The Blues have had some rough luck since this Calder Cup win, running into the Blackhawks and Kings in the playoffs at the wrong times and ultimately never advancing past the second round until this past season. But, for the purposes of this post, we should look at any players that have contributed to the Blues' regular season success.

    There is nobody. The only names I recognize are Kari Lehtonen (now a Dallas Star) and Ondrej Pavelec (now a Winnipeg Jet). Maybe this whole "AHL --> NHL" thing isn't really correlated at all.

    Update: this isn't actually my job, but god damnit I am bad at my job here. The Wolves, in the past half-decade, have been affiliated with the Thrashers, Jets, Canucks, and Blues. My point remains, though - nobody on this 2007-08 Wolves team has won a Cup in the big league.

    2008-09 Hershey Bears

    We're back to the Junior Caps again, but with some new talent mixed in. Three of the Bears' top four scorers were 27 or older, and the youngsters that contributed most were Chris Bourque, Kyle Wilson, and Mathieu Perrault.

    Current Caps Karl Alzner, Jay Beagle, and John Carlson joined Current Former Cap And Current Flyer Michal Neuvirth. So those are some names that featured prominently in the Flyers-Capitals series this year, but those three combined for just 3 goals and 6 assists in the 2009 Bears playoff run.

    2009-10 Hershey Bears

    Who knew that the Bears had a little dynasty going in the AHL? This roster was, predictably, similar to the previous year's. However, the Alzner/Beagle/Carlson trio became a little more important for the team and youngster Braden Holtby made his first appearance for the organization.

    2010-11 Binghamton Senators

    Quick shoutout to Upstate New York here, sort of a hockey hotbed, no big deal.

    Here's all you need to know about this B-Sens translating to NHL success for the O-Sens: the 2007-2011 section on the Ottawa Senators is titled "A team in decline" and the 2011-Present section is titled "Rebuilding."

    So, overall, I'd say things haven't been great in Ottawa after this minor league championship.

    2011-12 Norfolk Admirals

    Let's get back to some teams/players who have had some recent success in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Admirals were associated with the Lightning up until this Calder Cup win, and have been associated with the Anaheim Ducks since the summer following the championship. The team moved West and is now called the San Diego Gulls.

    This 2011-12 team, because it was the Tampa farm team at the time, is comprised primarily of guys who were in the Lightning system. And there are some really big names, most notably Tyler Johnson, Ondrej Palat, Alex Killorn, and Radko Gudas (kinda kidding on him but not really). That's two thirds of The Triplets, another top-six player, and a defenseman that they eventually traded for a top-four defenseman.

    This is the best example so far of teams bringing the core of their AHL roster up to the NHL level. Obviously the whole team isn't going to graduate to the big club, but a few key pieces can be the difference between an early exit and a deep run.

    2012-13 Grand Rapids Griffins

    Hey, look at that, another good example!

    The Griffins are the minor league affiliate of the Detroit Red Wings, and this Calder team included current Wings Nyquist, Tatar, Jurco, Andersson, Glendening, Dekeyser, and Mrazek.

    Again, following the previous season's Admirals, it's guys who contribute to the big club but aren't superstars. If you can plug them into a solid established core like the Lightning or Red Wings, you can have some success. If you put them with Erik Karlsson and nobody else, that's a recipe for disaster.

    2013-14 Texas Stars

    These Stars, of course, are the farm team of the Dallas Stars. This was the first season that the NHL Stars really had any postseason success, and they did it with contributions from Former AHL Stars Curtis McKenzie, Colton Sceviour, Brett Ritchie, Justin Dowling, Brendan Ranford, Jamie Oleksiak, and Radek Faksa.

    As the NHL Stars, led by Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin, continue to improve and develop the ability to compete in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, you'll likely see more of these names become more mainstream. And, like the Admirals and Griffins, it's complementary pieces that will play alongside the superstar-caliber players.

    2014-15 Manchester Monarchs and 2015-16 Lake Erie Monsters

    The Kings (the Monarchs' NHL affiliate) and Blue Jackets (same for the Monsters) did not make a ton of noise this postseason, as one got knocked out in the first round and the other was in the lottery. Only time will tell if the boys from the Calder Cup championship teams will ever serve the same purpose on a Stanley Cup championship team.

    I went over the Monsters in detail above, and I'll just throw the Monarchs' big guns here so I can eventually say I Told You So when Drew Doughty's Kings win another cup:

    • Forwards: Jordan Weal, Mike Mersch, Nick Shore, Nic Dowd, Zach O'Brien, Justin Auger, Adrian Kempe
    • Defensemen: Colin Miller, Andrew Bodnarchuk, Vincent LoVerde, Kevin Gravel, Derek Forbort
    • Goalies: Jean-Francois Berube, Patrik Bartosak
    This post essentially took up my whole afternoon at work today, and I'm glad I went back through these teams. The end result is really just proof of some basic logic. The core of a great NHL team will be uber-talented players who have been the best player on every team they've ever played on. If that core is complemented by younger players who have had recent success in a slightly lesser league, that's probably a recipe for success. On the flip side, if you try to use an AHL team as your NHL team, you're probably going to end up in a pretty shitty spot. But if you maximize the capabilities of your entire system, you should be able to rotate generations of players through and see continued success*. 

    *Until you run into a hot goalie, because then you're fucked and there's nothing you can do to avoid it or prevent it. 

    I Need To Vent About Last Night's Game Of Thrones

    I don't blog about it as much as I do the Flyers (or other sports- and betting-related things), but Game of Thrones is one of my favorite things in the world. I consume a TON of #content online during the week, and I pride myself on being pretty knowledgeable about most fan theories.

    And I have to say I was really disappointed by the events (or lack thereof) of last night's eighth episode of season six, "No One."

    The Clegane Brothers

    It started off so hot. There were rumbling of a possible Clegane-versus-Clegane showdown in Cersei Lannister's trial by combat. They re-introduced the Hound and gave him a reasonable plot path to return to King's Landing and fight for the faith. They showed Sandor (via axe) and Gregor (with his hands) really brutalize some fools.

    The Hype train, as the internet calls it, was full steam ahead for #Cleganebowl.

    And then, King Tommen The Bitchass ruined it. He banned trials by combat, basically sentencing his mother and brother-in-law to death. I don't care about Cersei and Loras dying, but it means Cleganebowl is off the table until Margaery shows him her boobs and tells him to fix this.

    Arya Stark

    I just want to reiterate what happened to Arya in the past two episodes. She got slashed once and stabbed six times in the abdomen, fell off a bridge, wandered the streets with her guts leaking out of her, and drank the GOT version of morphine. And then this hurt/injured, doped-up twelve year old is capable of running through the streets and KILLING A HIGHLY-TRAINED ASSASSIN.

    There was no twist about the abdomen wounds. There was no twist involving Jaqen H'ghar. There was no reveal of anything Arya had learned. She just miraculously became a better fighter than someone who has been beating the shit out of her every episode for like a year.

    It makes no sense, and in an episode featuring a goddamn dragon, this was the most ridiculous and unbelievable storyline.

    Lady Stoneheart

    If you just watch the show and don't read the books or the theories online, you can skip this part.

    I'm less mad about this than the Cleganebowl and Arya sections because I think there's a pretty good chance we'll finally see LSH as the Hound/Brotherhood story develops. But how badass would it have been to end the episode with Arya announcing her plan to return home followed by LSH hanging those Brotherhood scumbags? Roll credits, and then show us the preview of the other half of the Stark family in battle next week.

    Aegon VI Targaryen

    I'm not mad about this at all (but I will be if it doesn't end up happening). Like Lady Stoneheart, Aegon6 is featured in the books but hasn't made an appearance - or even been mentioned - in the show.

    Introducing another Targaryen would serve two purposes: (1) book readers will go nuts (2) it gives Dany a reason to finally get her shit together and go to Westeros.

    My theory kind of developed out of thin air last night, but it's based on four things:

    • Most sports books have Aegon6 as the third favorite to sit on the Iron Throne at the end of the series, behind only Dany and Jon Snow
    • The showrunners are making a habit of indulging fan theories this season
    • Varys is leaving to go on a secret mission somewhere
    • Qyburn investigated a rumor for Cersei and found it to be "much more" than a rumor
    Now, the Qyburn thing is probably The Mad King's stores of Wildfire throughout the city. But, like the Brotherhood making an appearance opens the door for Lady Stoneheart, this Varys quest opens the door for the show to finally introduce Aegon. It probably won't be until episode ten (because episode nine will likely be a full-episode battle), but here's hoping we get left with a new Targaryen as the season-ending cliffhanger. 

    Thursday, June 9, 2016

    Ghost Is Good, MacDonald Is Bad: A Statistical Representation

    We need to talk about this chart that Sportsnet's Dimitri Filipovic created yesterday:
    It's the entry/exit rates for all the defensemen in the playoffs this year. The quadrants would be titled something like this:

    • Top right: Good at defending entries and Good at exiting with control
    • Bottom right: Good at defending entries but Bad at exiting with control
    • Top left: Bad at defending entries but Good at exiting with control
    • Bottom left: Bad at defending entries and Bad at exiting with control
    So, ideally, you want guys who skew toward the top-right of the graph. Like, for example, The Best Defenseman In The NHL This Postseason In Terms Of Neutral Zone Play Shayne Gostisbehere. Now, the 6-game sample size and the lack of penalty killing against the Caps is certainly helping Ghost, but there's no denying that zone entries and exits are a strong point of his name. Where is 29 year old Artemi Panarin on this graph? Nowhere? Not even good enough to qualify for the postseason statistics measured?

    The other two guys I want to talk about are the guys who statistically are poor at exiting with possession. Radko Gudas, for what it's worth, is great at denying entries. He fits the description of exactly what you expect as a big, mean, physical defenseman. Andrew MacDonald, on the other hand, played with The Best Defenseman In The NHL This Postseason In Terms Of Neutral Zone Play and still managed to finish dead last in the whole league in overall neutral zone play. 

    It's cool to look at this year's Flyers in the context of their roster having three of the four archetypal defensemen. The fourth, for what it's worth, is Anaheim's Cam Fowler, who exits with possession at a Gostisbeherian rate but allows controlled entries nearly as much as MacDonald. 

    Wednesday, June 8, 2016

    Can We Bring JVR Back To Philly?

    I mean the short answer is probably definitely not. But I saw this tweet from PSG today:
    ..and my brain immediately framed it in a Flyers context.

    The Milan Lucic Trade

    Before last summer's entry draft, the Bruins moved one of their franchise cornerstones to LA in their biggest move of a busy summer.
    Bruins received: pick #13, goalie Martin Jones, defenseman Colin Miller
    Los Angeles received: forward Milan Lucic (Boston retained 45% of his salary)
    I suppose the logic made sense on both sides. The Kings were set in goal and didn't really need an above-average backup. They also didn't really need Miller for their supposed Cup run, so they turned a prospect and a pick into one of the best power forwards in the league. Visions of a big, mean team probably danced in Kings GM Dean Lombardi's head (though, in doing some internet comment section research, lots of fans weren't exactly thrilled).

    On the Bruins side of things, they turned the final year of Lucic's 3 year/$18 million deal into a backup goalie and two prospects. It would have made more sense if they committed to the rebuild and moved some more older players (and hadn't given away Dougie Hamilton and Tyler Seguin in the previous year), but the logic makes sense. They could have ended up with a Rask-Jones tandem in goal, a blueline prospect that was borderline NHL-ready, and a trio of first round picks.

    Well, they traded Jones three days later (for the 29th or 30th pick in this year's draft), used their three picks on players who have made approximately zero noise in the past year, and Miller isn't good enough to rescue their back end from their $13.7 million commitment to Chara, Seidenberg, McQuaid, and Miller (plus Torey Krug's pending new deal). The Bruins missed the playoffs and the window is just open enough for them to not completely rebuild.

    James van Riemsdyk

    There are three main differences between Lucic in 2015 and JVR in 2016:

    • Lucic was a bit more expensive on a per-year basis, with a $6 million cap hit compared to van Riemsdyk's $4.25 million
    • Lucic's contract expired the summer after the trade, whereas JVR is locked into his deal for two more years
    • Lucic played 81 games in 2014-15. JVR played just 40 last year before he fractured his foot
    So, in Typical Leafs Fan fashion, Leafs Fans are going to overvalue JVR and expect a larger return than the Lucic deal for a player who:
    • is the same age
    • is coming off a season where he fractured his foot and missed half of his games
    • generated similar or worse numbers in the following categories: Corsi, Fenwick, Expected Goals For, Expected Goals Against, Actual Goals For, Actual Goals Against, Goals For Per 60, Goals Against Per 60
    • has played half the playoff games and has generated a third of the playoff points
    • will not have any of his salary retained because the Toronto front office is against that
    Final Verdict

    I have changed my mind. I don't want JVR, because his perceived value in Toronto seems to be WAY higher than his actual value anywhere (Philadelphia included, and you know how much we love Former Flyers and Power Forwards).